Potatoverse · hosted potatobots

Grow your OWN potato.

Your own potato in the cloud. Low and slow. A hosted OpenClaw agent with memory, a browser, and your own keys — running on a VM that's yours.

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Memory

A per-tenant volume that survives restarts — your bot remembers, low and slow.

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Its own browser

Playwright MCP built in, so it can actually go look at things.

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Your Claude key

Bring your own Anthropic API key. Encrypted at rest, never logged.

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Cattle, not pets

The VM is disposable; nightly backups keep the memory that matters.

not obvious, we know

How it works

  1. Subscribe

    Pick a tier — free during closed beta, a card on file once billing's live.

  2. Your potato grows

    We provision a real VM just for you. A minute or two, low and slow.

  3. Paste your keys

    Your Claude key, then a Discord bot token or a WhatsApp QR scan.

  4. Talk to it

    On Discord or WhatsApp — it's just there now, memory and all.

pick your plot

Tiers

Honest note: any brain, any tier — Claude, OpenAI, a free Ollama Cloud key, or your ChatGPT sign-in; tiers just buy VM/browser headroom.

Potato Farm

Pick your plot

Any brain, any tier — bring a Claude, OpenAI, or free Ollama Cloud key, or just sign in with ChatGPT. Tiers just buy VM/browser headroom, not a smarter model. Pick what fits your habits.

Honest note: any brain, any tier — Claude, OpenAI, a free Ollama Cloud key, or your ChatGPT sign-in; tiers just buy VM/browser headroom.

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waiting for a plot
Potato Farm
Under the soil— plot details, activity log, restart / rebuild / destroy

Plot details

The plumbing, if you want it.

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Activity

Last 20 events, newest first.

Actions

Backups: nightly, offsite. Restore is coming in phase 2 — for now, backups exist but there's no self-serve restore yet.

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